From the Desk of: A Concerned Citizen

Date: 7/14/2009

From: Squidland

RE: Leggings

Priority: URGENT

Skirt’s with leggings on underneath are wicked effin dumb. If it is too cold out to wear a skirt, put pants on, believe me none of us will lose sleep over a nice pair of tight jeans as opposed to a skirt and leggings. In fact, I bet you would find that a majority of men prefer that look in the winter. I mean, we all know that you all are crazy, no offense (really), it’s just science. I recently took in the theatrical adventure that is “He’s Just Not That Into You” the movie itself is fit for the subject of another letter but really that movie must have been written, directed and produced by men making fun of women (or could it be you’re all lunatics?) because there is no way women would do that to their fellow kind. I digress (and just wrote on of the longest run-on’s ever) the point is: If you are cold wear pants, if you are doing this to make a fashion point, point taken: you have no taste and finally if you think that you don’t look good in a skirt: go to the effin gym, go for a run, do Pilates or yoga or something b/c summer is right around the corner and we want to see you in skirts. (Run-on number two for those of you counting @ home) Finally, I love a great set of legs but make up your mind either put them out there to be enjoyed or cover 'em up; the legging/skirt combo is not attractive and it makes you appear retardedly indecisive to the rest of the population.