Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dear Loud Desk Fart

Why must you plague me so? You come out to play at the most inopportune times and I can't figure out why. Was it something I said? I'm just sitting there minding my own beeswax, trying to get some 'work' done, and out of nowhere....there you are. It is very unsettling to know that at any point in time, with co-workers around, you may drop in to say a quick 'hello'. Yes, sometimes I may gamble a bit, but who doesn't? What am I to do? Get up everytime I get that special feeling? That just does not seem reasonable and I'm sure my work would suffer from it. Sometimes it would be nice if you used a little discretion. Come out after work, when I'm outside, in the subway, or even at home! Just please leave me alone when my boss and co-workers are present. They do not appreciate your presence, which I know, is strange. Please don't get me wrong, I like having you around, just not at my desk. I will work on this but you need to contribute something too if this is going to work. Perhaps we can have chat chit on the train tonight after work? We are getting ahead of ourselves. I just ask that you have a bit of humility at times. That's all. Thank you. And, see you soon. Probably very soon..

Sincerely,

Britastic
A Concerned Citizen

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